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♣ what i've done this week
Monday, July 27, 2009 || 10:48 AM let's review on all i've done to my body in the last week or so: pinch my finger on the shower head stub my toe, twice pinch my finger in my dad's cooler punch the door to the garage on accident and rip skin off my finger scrape my finger in the freezer out in the garage putting groceries away give myself a massive paper cut while getting a paper plate out stab myself in the eye with the eyeliner smudger somehow miss the humidifier in the bathroom but hit my back/high ass on the door frame and bounce off cut myself on the back of my leg shaving jam my finger into the fridge door while in the process of opening it my, my week had been glorious.  |
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make me immortal with a kiss This space is for your profile. Mmm, perhaps you can tell them how you have a BAD HAIR DAY every other day, how your best friend started to talk like a Valley Girl, how you wished art ought to be banned from school, or you'd wish to have a mom as cool as LADY GAGA. You'd go to school in a bubble dress, and strut down the hallways as the basketball hotties gawk at how awesome you look. Make your profile as lame, unrealistic, stupid as you want. You can even say you're friends with a fat, immature man who lives on the rooftop of your house. Who claims he's the greatest at everything. It's YOUR blog, and tell them their criticism would be so not welcome. bolditalicunderline |